Well it’s that time of the year when Brett Favre provides us with answer to the question nobody wants to know. Borrowing this from the late show, I present the top 10 summer questions of 2010.
10. Is Snooki from Jersey Shore a grenade or landmine? I’m not sure, but at the very least she’s an STD walking.
9. Does Chris Bosh really think he’s on the same level of superstardom as LeBron James and Dwayne Wade? C’mon does he’s not know he essentially turn himself into Robert Parrish?
8. Who wins custody of Manny Ramirez in the McCourt’s divorce? Damn that’s mesy, how does an owner allow this to happen to its club. Sucks to be a Dodgers fan.
7a. Is it a soccer game if there’s no vuvuzelas at the game? For me the best part of the World Cup was those horns. Frankly, as I watch soccer again, it’s not the same without the BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
7b. What is in that damn magic spray used in soccer? And can it cure Greg Odens face?
6. Who the hell is the architect of my dreams? Screw you Christopher Nolan and Leo Dicaprio for ruining/confusion my dreams, with your movie Inception.
5. If Justin Bieber joined the cast of Twilight, how many teenage girls would be with child by the opening credits? Seriously where did he come from?
4. What the %!*^ is up with the Cubs? It has been 100 years of crap with no end in sight. There highly paid pitcher is a nutjob. And there manager is dreaming of collecting his retirement checks while soaking up the sun in Tampa.
3. Yvonne Strahovski, not really a question, just look her up.
2. What is wrong with Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao? Probably the biggest fight in boxing in the last decade, and these two idiots can’t make it happen. One is afraid of needles, and the other is a punk, but together they’re both pussies.
1. When did ESPN turn into Access Hollywood? When did my favorite network turn into a place where facts and credibility take a backseat to please the every desire of an athlete. LeBron with his farce, Farve with his not to far in the future. What will be next, a Sportcenter hosted by Snooki at the Jersey Shore for the Opening Weekend of the NFL?
